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If Walls Could Talk: What Your Home Says About You

Your home is more than just four walls and a roof—it’s a silent storyteller. Walking into your home reveals clues to your personality, what you prioritize, and even a few of your quirks.

From bold color choices to what hangs on your walls, every detail speaks volumes. And the experts at New American Funding are here to interpret what each choice you’ve made in your home says about you.

So, what does your aesthetic reveal about who you are as a person?  

1. The “millennial gray” home

Everything—walls, furniture, cabinets—is a soothing shade of gray. You love a neutral aesthetic, best enjoyed while sipping an oat milk latte.

What it says about you: You're modern, practical, and slightly stressed about whether gray is out now. You've considered adding a pop of color, but the commitment feels overwhelming.

2. The “mocha mousse” color of the year home

Every few years, your home gets a fresh coat of paint to match the latest color of the year. Right now, it's a warm, inviting shade of brown because the experts say earthy tones are trending.

What it says about you: You like to stay ahead of the curve, your closet is filled with the latest fashion trends, and you quietly judge outdated kitchen backsplashes. If a paint company declares a new must-have shade, you're already swatching it on your walls.

3. The desert-landscaped home

You've traded in lush green grass for drought-resistant plants, gravel, and succulents that require minimal upkeep. Water bills are low—and maintenance is even lower.

What it says about you: You're practical, environmentally conscious, and have no patience for yard work. You enjoy the aesthetic, but you love that it means never mowing a lawn again even more.

4. The “forever under construction” home

There's always a project in progress—whether it's a new bathroom remodel or plans to landscape the backyard. You could relax on the weekends, but what fun would that be?

What it says about you: You’re a perfectionist. You have vision, an eye for value, and a never-ending to-do list. You tell yourself that once this project is done, you'll take a break—but deep down, you know another renovation is always just around the corner.

5. The “still has a ‘live, laugh, love’ sign” home  

Your home is filled with inspirational quotes, farmhouse-style decor, and a kitchen that always smells like vanilla. You believe a home should feel warm and always inviting.

What it says about you: You're sentimental, welcoming, and value a cozy atmosphere. Your friends know they can always count on you for a heartfelt pep talk—and probably a freshly baked cookie.

6. The “open floor plan, but now I regret it” home  

You binge-watched HGTV and drooled over those open floor plans that looked so good on camera. At first, knocking down walls felt like the right move—until you realized that open spaces also mean open noise levels. The kitchen blends into the living room and finding a quiet corner is nearly impossible.

What it says about you: You love entertaining and value togetherness. But you secretly crave alone time and a door that closes, but you loathe to admit it. You've looked up room dividers more than once, but you're not ready to admit defeat.

7. The mid-century modern purist home  

Your home is a study in clean lines, natural wood, and statement furniture. Every chair has tapered legs, and all the decor is intentional. You appreciate design history and wouldn't dream of settling for a mass-market knockoff (even at a fraction of the price).

What it says about you: You’re a purist who isn’t afraid of high price tags. You value quality, timeless aesthetics, and believe in investing in pieces that last. You casually mention Eames and Noguchi in conversation, assuming everyone else knows who they are.

8. The “gallery wall enthusiast” home

Every inch of your walls is covered in carefully curated art, family photos, and typography prints. You know how to mix frame styles, layer textures, and create a cohesive look that feels personal and yet still polished.

What it says about you: You're sentimental, detail-oriented, and believe that blank walls are wasted potential. Hanging cherished memories on the walls gives you the warm fuzzies. You'll rearrange your art at least once a year, just to "refresh the space."

9. The smart home that's smarter than you

Your lights, thermostat, and even your coffee maker are voice-activated. Security cameras, smart doorbells, and automated blinds make your home run efficiently—most of the time. When something glitches, you find yourself locked out of your own house.

What it says about you: You love convenience, cutting-edge technology, and efficiency. You also spend a lot of time troubleshooting app updates. And sometimes, you just wish there was a regular light switch, although you would never tell anyone that.

So, what's next for your home?

Maybe your home has been stuck in Millennial Gray for too long, and it's time for a bold refresh. Or maybe your “Forever Under Construction” house could actually cross the finish line—for real this time. If your dream home is just a few projects away, a cash-out refinance could help turn someday into right now.

With home values still strong, tapping into your home equity could give you the funds to finally update that 90s kitchen, build the backyard oasis you've been eyeing, or—let's be honest—add a few more smart home gadgets to boss you around.